Think before posing that you are too smart

Posted by maneesh On December - 13 - 2010

A guy was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with our fellow passenger." The little girl , who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the guy, "What would you like to talk about? " hmmmm... "How about nuclear power?" said the guy? "OK". She said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A Horse, a Cow, and a Deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?" The guy thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." The girl replied "Do you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"

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How Smart is Your Right Foot?

Posted by maneesh On July - 24 - 2010

This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And you will keep trying at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot, but you can't.

1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.

Your foot will change direction. I told you so .....And there's nothing you can do about it

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