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*Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigarette...? "

*Class teacher once said : "pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"

*once hindi teacher said...."i'm going out of the world to america.."

*"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."

*dont..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....

*it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said " why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)

*teacher in a furious mood...write down ur name and father of ur name!!

*"shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"

*My manager started like this: "Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"

*"I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board

*"will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF"

*LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"

*Chemistry HOD comes and tells us..."My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"

*Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father

*"why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!"

*Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code..."I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??

*Seing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class.."Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"

This story will tell u why. There existed 3 trees. 1st tree wanted itself to be made into a Chest so that it can store treasures such as Gold , Diamonds etc. The 2nd tree wanted itself to be made into a strong ship so that it can carry Kings and Queens in it. The 3rd tree just wanted to be very close to God.

People came and cut the 1st tree and made into a small offering box instead of a chest. The 2nd tree was made into a boat n not a ship. The 3rd tree was just cut down and was kept somewhere. So the trees thought their wishes couldn't be fulfilled.

But God was watching. Years later the 1st tree which was an offering box was presented to a baby born in a manger.The tree couldn't have asked for more. Isn't it The greatest Treasure anyone could have had to be presented before The new born king.So The 1st tree's wish was fulfilled.

2nd tree which was made into a boat once while traveling in the seas was caught up in a storm. People started got scared but a Man rose up and commanded he sea and the winds to be calm and everything was calm once again. So the 2nd tree, which wanted to be a ship so as to carry King's and Queen's in it, just being a boat carried The Greatest king that ever lived on the surface of the earth. So 2nd tree's wish was also fulfilled.

The 3rd tree was cut into two,just dragged on the streets, was taken up to a mountain and was fixed there. The tree was carried by Man,who took it up to a mountain called Calvary and The Tree was fixed there and this Man was nailed to the tree.His name was Jesus.The 3rd tree wanted to be very close to God.How much closer can the tree get to God ,for God Himself being nailed into it. So the 3rd trees wish was also fulfilled.

God will surely answer our Prayers but not in the way we want but in the way God wants. God says "I alone know the plans I have for you, plans to bring you prosperity and not disaster, plans to bring about a future full of hope".So just wait on The Lord. The Word of God says people who wait patiently for the Lord will be taken up on eagle's wings. God loves each and everyone of you as if you were His only son or daughter. So He will deliver you of all troubles .He is The biggest chaos manager .whatever goes wrong in your life God will turn it for your own good .Just be with God that's all He asks of you. God Bless

(if)
A = 1
B = 2
C = 3
D = 4
E = 5
F = 6
G = 7
H = 8
I = 9
J = 10
K = 11
L = 12
M = 13
N = 14
O = 15
P = 16
Q = 17
R = 18
S = 19
T = 20
U = 21
V = 22
W = 23
X = 24
Y = 25
Z = 26
______
Then

H = 8
A = 1
R = 18
D = 4
W = 23
O = 15
R = 18
K = 11

Makes 98%
______

K = 11
N = 14
O = 15
W = 23
L = 12
E = 5
D = 4
G = 7
E = 5

Makes 96%
_____

L = 12
O = 15
V = 22
E = 5

Makes 54%
_____

L = 12
U = 21
C = 3
K = 11

Makes 47%

(None of them makes 100%)
_____

Then what makes 100%??

Is it Money? ..... NO!!!

Leadership? ..... NO!!!

Every problem has a solution, only if we perhaps change our "ATTITUDE".

It is OUR ATTITUDE towards Life and Work that makes OUR Life 100% Successful..

A = 1
T = 20
T = 20
I = 9
T = 20
U = 21
D = 4
E = 5

Makes 100%