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"One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"

The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.

The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "Yes." The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"

"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"

The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.

"Yes," cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to ANGELINA JOLIE , You would have come up with CAMERON DIAZ . Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife . Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE ."

The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.

That's the story, and they are sticking to it! - "WE ARE HONORABLE MEN!!!!!!"

Cast: Henry Fonda
Lee J. Cobb

The movie is a good one. No outdoor locations, etc. just the movie was shot in a room. There are 12 men in the jury who has to try a case. The case was of a boy who kills his father. Everyone wants to convict the boy but Henry Fonda puts lots of theories and there happens a big discussion and nice drama. The boy will be convicted or not? I will not break the suspense, watch the movie.

Cast: Josh Brolin
Javier Bardem
Tommy Lee Jones
Kelly Macdonald
Woody Harrelson

The movie is about a guy who finds a lot of money in the road side. A shooter is sent to recover that money. Javier Bardem has acted a psycho in this movie and he was brilliant. The movie won 4 academy awards including Best Picture. Javier Bardem won Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role, the Coen Brothers won Achievement in Directing (Best Director) and Best Adapted Screenplay.

Cast: Tommy Lee Jones
Will Smith
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The movie is about a secret organization who works in alien things and all. The movie has good action sequences and nice comedy scenes too. Fun to watch. The first part won the Academy Award for Best Makeup. The music by Danny Elfman is a good one. Part is also good and fun to watch.