Leave letters

Posted by maneesh On January - 2 - 2011
  • An employee applied for leave as follows: "Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."
  • From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."
  • Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding: "as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."
  • "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."
  • Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
  • An incident of a leave letter: "I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."
  • A leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
  • Another leave letter written to the headmaster: "As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."
  • Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..."
  • Another one: "Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."
  • Actual letter written for application of leave: "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
  • Letter writing:- "I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."
  • A candidate's job application: "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.
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Cast: Ken Watanabe
Kazunari Ninomiya
Tsuyoshi Ihara
Ryo Kase

The movie is about Second World War. It depicts the defense situation and war in the island of Iwo Jima. The movie is a good one. The movie received an academy award for the Best Sound Editing.

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Rearrange the letters

Posted by maneesh On September - 2 - 2010

1) DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

2) PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

3) ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

4) DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

5) THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

6) GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

7) THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

8) SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

9) ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

10) ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

11) MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

12) SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

13) A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

14) THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

15) ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

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