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Anubhav: Bhootkal me ki gayi galtiyon ka dusra nam.

Avsarwadi: Wah vyakti jo nadi me galti se gir pade to nahana shuru kar de.

Kanjoos: Wah vyakti jo zindagi bhar garibi me rehta hai taaki ameeri me mar sake.

Apradhi: Duniya ke baki logon jaisa hi ek manushya sivay iske ki wah pakda gaya hai.

Adhikari: Wah jo apke pahuchne ke pehle office pahunch jata hai aur yadi aap jaldi pahunch jaye to kaafi der se aata hai.

Samjhauta: Kisi cheez ko bantne ka wah tareeka jisme har vyakti samajhta hai ki use bada hissa mila.

Conference room: Wah sthan jahan har vyakti bolta hai koi nahin sunta hai aur ant me sab asahmat hote hain.

Param anand: Ek aisi anubhuti jab aap anubhav karte hain ki aap ek aisi anubhuti ko anubhav karne ja rahe hain jo aapne pehle kabhi anubhav nahin ki hai.

Shreshth pustak: Jiski sab prashansa karte hain par padhta koi nahin hai.

Karyalay: Wah sthan jahan aap ghar ke tanavo se mukti pakar vishram kar sakte hain.

Samiti: Aise vyakti jo akele kuch nahin kar sakte parantu ye nirnay milkar karte hain ki sath sath kuch nahi kiya ja sakta.

Once in a kindergarten, a teacher asked all students to write an essay on the topic "A Poor Family". One student gets the lowest marks for writing that essay. The student happens to be the richest girl in the entire class and her essay goes on as...

She wrote: Ek baar ek bahut hee gareeb family thi, husband aur wife dono gareeb they, do bachey they, woh bhi bahut gareeb they!! Ghar ke saare naukar bhi gareeb they, ghar ka maali, driver, aur guard bhi bahut gareeb they...Ghar ke 4 kuttey bhi gareeb they, 2 din sey chicken nahi khaaya tha. 3 mercedeez car thi, unki bahut time se servicing nahi hui thi, ghar ka A.C bhi theek nahi chalta tha, aur uppar se ghar mein 1 saal se paint nahi hua tha!! Family ko holiday ke liye foregin country gaye bhi 6 mahiney ho gaye they, Ghar ke 5 mein sey 2 TV to chaltey hee nahi they!!!

All in all, bahut hi gareeb family thi!!!

• Baghban: Amitabh Bachchan and Hema Malini are separated right after Holi remember Amitabh singing Holi khele Raghubeera?). They are said to be separated for six months, ie from March to September.
  Within that six-month period, they celebrate Valentine's Day, which falls on February 14, and karva chauth, which is usually observed in October. There is no way these two occasions could come between March and September!
• Lagaan: Lagaan was shot in the late 19th century. At the time, an over in cricket used to consist of 8 balls. But in this movie, an over has 6 balls. Maybe modern cricket learnt from the movie.
• Amar Akbar Anthony : Three men donate blood at the same time to the same person.
• Awwal Number: Dev Anand is an omnipotent genius -- former cricketer, captain, army chief, commissioner, you name it. And Aamir Khan carries a huge transistor in his pocket while batting!
• Khalnayak: The police tracks the villain from an MS Word Document screen! something that office team will be interested in)
• Pyar To Hona Hi Tha: Kajol gets off the train to use the public toilet at the railway station and the train chugs off without her. Poor girl,little did she know that every train compartment has four toilets inside.
• Khiladiyon Ka Khiladi: Akshay Kumar boards a Jet Airways flight to America. Well, well, some promotion for our Indian Jet Airways. Since when did they start flying international?
• Raja Hindustani: Navneet Nishan has short hair before marriage. After tying the knot, she acquires waist-length hair overnight. What a hair-raising experience!
• Raja: Dilip Tahil empties a can of petrol over Madhuri Dixit. Minutes later, Sanjay Kapoor takes the same can and pours it over Dilip Tahil. That's what I call an autofill!
• Guddu: Manisha Koirala and Shah Rukh Khan are seen hanging on a parachute during a song. But when the song ends, they land on a glider. What a switch above sea level!
• Tere Mere Sapne: Priya Gill is doing her BA. But at the bus stop, she is carrying an electrical technology thesis by B L Theraja. What an electrifying interest!

Cast: Urmila Matondkar
Manoj Bajpai
Sushant Singh

The movie is about a psycho killer who is on loose in Mumbai. It tells the story of a young girl in a house who is scared about this. The movie is quite a strange one as there are only 3 characters. The movie evolves around these 3 characters. Kudos to the director who has created such kind of drama. Initial fifteen minutes or so you might feel it boring but after that it's a treat to watch. All are actors were brilliant in their roles.

Cast: Anupam Kher
Boman Irani
Parvin Dabas
Vinay Pathak
Ranvir Shorey

The movie is wonderful with humor like never before. The movie is about a middle class man in Delhi and his family. The story, direction, acting and screenplay all of them are flawless and that's what make the movie perfect. Director Dibakar Banerjee should be credited for that I guess. No matter there was talented actors in the movie but I have seen high budget movies with loads of actors turning out to be crap. So, I would give maximum credit to the director, which is actually the creator of the movie. What a hilarious movie and that too jokes from real life things, Kudos!

Cast: Naseeruddin Shah
Smita Patil
Om Puri
Suresh Oberoi
Deepti Naval
Mohan Gokhale

The movie depicts situation of India in colonial times. It shows the lack of law and order and a total chaos of the system. The movie takes place in rural India where women have to go to work in Spice factories. Subedar likes a woman over there and then the intense drama starts. I will not disclose the story, it's fun to watch when it is not told. Acting of Smita Patil is a good one and Naseeruddin Shah and Om Puri were outstanding as always.

Cast: Shabana Azmi
Om Puri

The movie is about a taxi driver in Mumbai who lives in Dharavi slums. The movie shows the local politics and how goons are involved in it. Acting of Om Puri is fanatstic. Screenplay and direction is of top notch. The movie shows the real life of Mumbai and that's what makes it interesting.

Cast: Shashi Kapoor
Shabana Azmi
Om Puri
Sushma Seth
Amjad Khan
Mohammed Ali
Parikshat Sahni

The movie is about a Hindi professor in Mirpur who likes Urdu language. He goes to Bhopal to interview an old Urdu poet Nur Shahjehanabadi. Acting of Om Puri and Shashi Kappor is brilliant and some scenes are a treat to watch. I liked the movie is a good one.

Cast: Naseeruddin Shah
Farooq Shaikh
Deepti Naval

The movie is about a middle class guy who lives a normal life in a chawl in Mumbai. He likes a girl but lacks the courage to hell her. Then, one of his college friends arrives who is very ambitious and everyone likes him in the chawl. The story of the movie is slow but interesting. Good to watch.

Cast: Shabana Azmi
Naseeruddin Shah
Kulbhushan Kharbanda
Smita Patil
Amrish Puri

The movie is about a brothel in Hyderabad. The land on which the brothel is gets a new owner and he likes the prostitutes to go away. The movie has a lot of comedy scenes which are fun to watch. It's a great movie and very enjoyable.