Want to reduce weight in a day

Posted by maneesh On December - 16 - 2010

One fat guy - goes to a popular gym  sees an ad for a new gym guaranteeing to reduce anyone's weight by 5, 10 or 20 kilograms on the first day. So he goes and tells them he wants to lose 5 kg. They lead him into a huge gym with all kinds of ropes and parallel bars and ladders and tell him to wait a minute.

He's standing there when on the far side of the gym a door opens and out steps a beautiful girl, with a sign saying "If you catch me, I'm yours." He starts running, and just as he gets close, she starts picking up speed.

Before he knows it, he's running all over the gym, up the ladders, down the ladders, across the parallel bars, here and there. And just as he's about to catch the blonde, pop, she disappears through a door. In comes the management who lead him to the showers, and then weigh him. Sure enough, he lost exactly 5kg.

He's back on the street and starts to think.

"God, I was so close to catching her. If I had a little more time...So he races back to the gym and says, "I want to lose 20 more kg."

"No problem," says the manager.

Again he is led to the large gym. This time he's standing by the door when it opens. Out comes a Gorilla with a sign, "If I catch you, you're mine."

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Independence Day (1996): Good sci-fi alien movie

Posted by maneesh On December - 1 - 2010

Cast: Will Smith
Bill Pullman
Jeff Goldblum
Judd Hirsch
Robert Loggia
Mary McDonnell
Margaret Colin
Vivica A. Fox
Randy Quaid

The movie is about aliens attacking the world. The alien featured in this movie is a big one with several powers including psychic attacks. It shows how a team of great scientist, decision makers, and the pilot destroys the alien mother-ship. Will Smith, Jeff Goldblum and Bill Pullman are great in their roles.

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Cast: Arnold Schwarzenegger
Michael Biehn
Linda Hamilton

All the movies in terminator series are great. Terminator, the killing machine is sent from the future to destroy the family of the future leader John Connor. The movie has got a nice concept. In the first part Arnold looked like a real killing machine, no regrets, no remorse. Michael Biehn acted brilliantly in this movie. In second part he is stopped by the kid to kill people. In second part Robert Patrick played the role of terminator and his acting was quite good. Arnold was the savior in this movie. Part 2 won 4 academy awards for Best Sound, Best Make Up, Best Visual Effects, and Best Sound Editing. In part 3 they introduced a lady terminator in the form of Kristanna Loken. She also acted nicely. There is no Arnold in the fourth part. The fourth part is about the things happening in the future.

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Happy Friendship Day

Posted by Trivikram On August - 2 - 2010

Everyone of would have wished their friends Happy Friendship Day, but have we ever thought that why do we celebrate Friendships Day. Some would know and some don’t so for them it will be just messaging to their friends “Happy Friendships Day” and to some more extent it will be calling your friends and telling “Happy Friendships Day”. Then a question will asked that if we don’t wish “Happy Friendships Day” then what shall we say and my answer would be to thank your friend who was always with you unconditionally in your good times, bad times.

If you look back in your past then your friend will always be there while going to school holding hands oops that will be a girl but yes any of your friend will be there, sharing a lunch at lunch breaks, standing outside of class as you will be punished for throwing chalks at fellow students, playing football at lunch breaks with other classes, standing behind when you speak to your crush for the first time, while going tuitions, sharing your dresses, your friend will be there unconditionally (just drinks some tea or coffee at your expenses) when you  wait for hours outside your girl friend hostel or home, sharing your feelings and emotion by crying along with you when you break off sorry this is for girls buy for guys drinking with you all night and consoling you, giving advices if we have had misunderstandings with anyone be it friends, girl friend, boy friend, parents, husband, wife, children. A friend makes us understand the other dimension of a thought process. A perception which we cannot think because we will be blocked with pre conceived notions and emotional biasness.

We are speaking so much about Friend and Friendship but why do we care about friends, why are we attached to friends reason behind that friendship is the only relationship which we choose and friend is the only relative that we choose rest all the relationships are like package offers when we are born along with mom and dad we will be getting grandfathers, grandmothers, brothers, sisters, cousins, uncle aunty totally free with 100% discounts its like get two and get many absolutely free. At the beginning of our life we get everything inherit from our parents but then we want to create our own identity and individuality and choosing a friend is the building block for our own individuality it’s like we will be the creator of our own world and find a friend is the first creation that’s why we don’t let our friends go so easily because those are the creator of our world. We rebel with our parents for our friend, we break rules, laws and regulations, and we do whatever it takes to make our friend happy. So let’s memorize the moments that we have with our friends good & bad both and call our friends, meet them, thank them, make them realize that what they are for us, tell them it’s a great pleasure in having in our life and ask them to be the part of our own created world.

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Cast: Denzel Washington
Ethan Hawke

The movie is about the training of a LAPD cop. The movie involves crime, corruption, and things like that. It's a very good movie. Denzel Washington won the Academy Award for Best Actor.

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