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When you need money for some personal use then the best way to proceed is to take short term loans. The advantages of applying for a short term loan is that you get it very fast. Also, you can clear the loan when you have the money in a short duration. There are less paper work needed for these kind of loans. If you go for a regular loan for little money then it would be very difficult for the companies to manage that. Also, it is a bit difficult for you to keep the loan unnecessarily for long. If you have a problem with the bad credit then you can take bad credit loans. Many companies who lend money won't give you a loan when you have bad credit issues. Your application will be rejected by companies and you won't get a loan.  In cases like these you can apply for personal loans for bad credit.

When you are getting your RV repaired the first thing you should consider is getting it done by reputed service providers. That way you could be sure that you are getting genuine parts for your RV. If you are looking for a good service in Portland, OR and Vancouver, WA then you must check out RV parts portland. They are considered as one of the best in the business and also their rates are pretty affordable. They also repair faulty parts in your RV like generators and all. If you want to get your RV repaired but you wish you could have a quick quote, then you can ask them.  They will be happy to help you.

When you sell gold you are always in double minds regarding the reputation of the company as the goods prices are always on a higher side and you don’t want to lose your precious metals any time. Hence, we always double check the companies to which we sell silver and gold. There is a company Silver and Gold exchange which are a Better Business Accredited having zero complaints. That means, they take care of each and every deal and give the attention that it requires. The deals with the seller are done in a flexible and a very professional manner. That means, you are the boss when it comes to selling your products. They have their third party test facility and they make sure that they test each and every product before it goes out for exchange or selling. You will find companies like these rare in the market who understands customers’ needs. If you want to weigh your gold and silver before you sell then they provide a free weigh service in which they will weigh your jewelry for free. You can sell and exchange your gold and silver in any form like bullion, coins, bars, etc. The best part is that if you are not happy with the deal you are getting you can always get your goods back with free shipping.

Payday loans are very convenient and help a lot. Say, your iPhone got lost and you need a new one and you don’t have money and to add the miseries, it is just the 15th of the month. You got another 15 days without a phone. I bet you can’t do that. In situations like these, fast payday loans comes very handy and saves a lot of trouble. You can apply these loans online and not much paper work is required. The best part is that they get approved in couple of days.  These kinds of loans are for short duration that means you can easily payback in your next paycheck. It6 doesn't even matter that you have a history of bad credit or something like that.

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful am I for you?

Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"

As bound to happen, the wires have got crossed

Lee Sum Wan: "Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?"

Mr Sori: "Yes, you can speak to me."

Lee Sum Wan: "No, I want to speak to Annie Wan."

Mr Sori: "You are talking to someone! Who is this?"

Lee Sum Wan: "I'm Sum Wan. I need to talk to Annie Wan. It's urgent."

Mr Sori: "I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?"

Lee Sum Wan: "Look, just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother was involved in an accident.

Noe Wan was injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is going to the hospital."

Mr Sori: "Well, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident, that isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious, but I don't have time for this!"

Lee Sum Wan: "You are very rude. Who are you?"

Mr Sori: "I'm Sori."

Lee Sum Wan: "You should be sorry. Now give me your name!"

Mr Sori: "I'm Sori!"

Lee Sum Wan: "I don't like your tone of voice, mister, and I don't care. Now give me your name!"

Mr Sori: "Look, lady, I told you already. I'm Sori! I'm Sori! I'm SORI! You didn't even give me your name!"

Lee Sum Wan: "I told you before, I'm Sum Wan! Sum Wan! You better be careful, man. My father is Sum Buddy. And my uncle holds a very prestigious position in the family business. He is Noe Buddy."

Mr Sori (sarcastically): "Oh, I'm so scared. Look, I don't care about your uncle; he's a nobody. Everybody thinks he's top dog and holding an important position in the company."

Lee Sum Wan: "No, Avery Buddy just married my aunt. And Avery Buddy doesn't work there."

Mr Sori: "Like I said, I don't care which one of your aunts sleeps around, and I also know that not everybody works here! Jeez! Now, which one of my employees do you want to talk to?"

Lee Sum Wan: "Wheech Wan is my sister!"

Mr Sori: "I don't know which one is your sister! How in God's name would I know that......and they both put the phone down angry at each other...i wonder why?????

7 Engineers and 7 Doctors are going from PUNE to Mumbai. So both the groups gather at Pune Station. Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority.

SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI):  7 engineers take only 1 Ticket and 7 doctors buy all 7 tickets...Doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come...When TC arrives, All 7 Engineers get in one toilet So when TC knocks , one hand come out with the ticket and the TC goes away....

NOW on return Journey All of them don't get a direct train to PUNE. So they all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala, from there they can easily get a LOCAL to PUNE

SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA) :

Doctors decided, "this time we will prove that we too are equal"....All 7 Doctors take 1 Ticket. Engineers don't buy any ticket at all!!!!!. TC arrives...ALL DOCTORS IN ONE TOILET. ALL ENGINEERS IN THE OPPOSITE ONE.

One engineer gets out and knocks the door of Doctors toilet, One Hand comes with the tickets, he takes the ticket and comes in engg. Bathroom...TC DRIVES out ALL the doctors from the toilet and they are heavily fined

SCENE 3 ( LONAVALA) :

SO now both the group r on LONAVALA station. Doctors planning their move for last chance, they board the local to Pune. This time doctors decide that they will play the same(1 ticket) trick. ALL Doctors take 1 tickets...Engineers BUY all 7 tickets this time...SO TC Comes.. All Engineers showed their tickets...Doctors are still searching for toilet in the LOCAL train...

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.

Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.

Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and wacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan. Man: "What was that for?" Wife: "What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou written on it?" Man: "Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races? Marylou was the name of one of the horses I bet on." The wife looked all satisfied and goes off to work around the house. Three days later he is once again sitting in his chair reading and she repeats the frying pan swatting. Man: "What the hell was that for this time?" Wife: "Your horse called."

A man seeing flashing red and blue lights in his rear view mirror pulls to the side of the road.A minute or so after coming to a stop, a police officer approaches the car..The man says, "What's the problem officer?"

Officer: You were going 75 miles an hour in a 55 mile an hour zone. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ticket you.

Man: No sir, I was going a little over 60.

Wife: Oh, Harry. You were going at least 80!
[The man gives wife dirty look.]

Officer: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken taillight.

Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!

Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks![The man gives his wife another a dirty look.]

Officer: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.

Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.

Wife: Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt! The Man turns to his wife and yells, "For crying' out loud, can't you just shut up?!"

The officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, Does your husband talk to you this way all the time?" Wife says, "No officer, Only when he's drunk."