* Life is a paradox-what u want u don't get(luv), what u get, u don't enjoy(marriage), what u enjoy is not permanent(girlfriend), what is permanent is boring(wife)
* What men want: A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a woman who loves him & system to make sure that those 3 women never meet each other!
* Lady 2 her maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary." Kanta: I don't believe it! U r just saying that 2 make me jealous!"
* Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months. Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!
* Husband: "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me." Wife replied: "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"
* The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother & said, "I've found a man just like father!" Mother replied, "So what do u want from me, sympathy?"
*Husband : Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Wife : Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.
* Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge.
* Teacher tells a student a=b, b=c implies a=c. Tell me an example. Student : I love u - u love your daughter - so I love your daughter. * A married man was asked to perform his SWOT (Strength, Weakness, Opportunity, Threat) Analysis. He said, my strength is my wife. My weakness is my neighbours wife. Opportunity comes when neighbour goes out. Threat comes when I myself go out
* Guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls. These are the world's largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard. Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara Falls?"
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