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KISS on the hand means : FRIENDSHIP.
KISS on the nose means : YOU'RE CUTE.
KISS on the cheek means : I NEED YOU.
KISS on the neck means : I WANT YOU.
KISS on the lips means : I LOVE YOU.
KISSing with eyes closed means : I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU.
KISSing with eyes opened means : I'M WATCHING WHERE YOUR HANDS ARE GOING.
The military KISS means : KEEP IT SIMPLE STUPID!
Stolen KISSes ARE THE SWEETEST! (Always want to return it)

Moral of the story is : Its not WHO you are KISSING but WHERE you're KISSing that matters.

Other signs .....

Often thinking of you means : I CARE FOR YOU.
Holding hands means : I LIKE YOU.
Looking into the eyes means : DO YOU LOVE ME?
Squeezing fingertips means : I WANT A KISS.
Leaning on the shoulder means : COMFORT ME.
Getting occasional short hugs means : I MISS YOU.
Biting lips means : I AM JEALOUS.
Winking at you means : I WANT TO GO WITH YOU.
Playing with your hair means : I be passionate about YOU.
Stepping on toes means : I HATE YOU.
Dreaming of you at night : YOU'RE SOMEONE SPECIAL.
Always being with you means : I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU.
Wearing his or her ring means : YOU'RE MINE FOREVER.
Often giving you something means : CARE FOR YOU VERY MUCH.
Placing hands on shoulder means : GET THE HINT STUPID!!!

1) When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.

2) When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.

3) When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.

4) When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.

5) When you take a stand, you're being bull-headed.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.

6) When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.

7) When you please your boss, you're apple polishing.
When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.

When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.

9) When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.

• All good things come to those who wait. BUT Time and tide wait for no man.
• The pen is mightier than the sword. BUT Actions speak louder than words.
• Wise men think alike. BUT Fools seldom differ.
• The best things in life are free . BUT There's no such thing as a free lunch .
• Slow and steady wins the race . BUT Time waits for no man.
• Look before you leap . BUT Strike while the iron is hot.
• Do it well, or not at all. BUT Half a loaf is better than none.
• Birds of a feather flock together. BUT Opposites attract.
• Don't cross your bridges before you come to them. BUT Forewarned is forearmed.
• Doubt is the beginning of wisdom. BUT Faith will move mountains.
• Great starts make great finishes. BUT It ain't over 'till it's over.
• Practice makes perfect. BUT All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
• Silence is golden. BUT The squeaky wheel gets the grease.
• You're never too old to learn. BUT You can't teach an old dog new tricks
• What's good for the goose is good for the gander. BUT One man's meat is another man's poison.
• Absence makes the heart grow fonder. BUT Out of sight, out of mind.
• Too many cooks spoil the broth. BUT Many hands make light work.
• Hold fast to the words of your ancestors. BUT Wise men make proverbs and fools repeat them.

1) DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

2) PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

3) ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

4) DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

5) THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

6) GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

7) THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

9) ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

10) ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

11) MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

12) SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

13) A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

14) THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

15) ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

• Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
• Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
• Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".
• Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!
• Loud Sigh: Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".
• That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
• Thanks: This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.

If you are honest this tells the truth - it's pretty good

The answers are at the bottom of this page.

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like Sydney or Brisbane more?

9. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?

When you're done, scroll down.

Answers

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red - You are alert and your life is full of love. Black - you are conservative and aggressive. Green - your soul is relaxed and you are laid back Blue - you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow- you are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K You have a lot of love to give in friendships in your life.

L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in: Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will last long and the memories will last forever.

July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you chose..... Black: Your life will take on a different direction,it will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.

8. If you chose: Sydney: You like adventure. Brisbane: You are a laid back person.

9. If you chose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

• Jan : Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn.
• Feb : Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside.   Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.
• Mar : Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others.
• Apr : Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confident. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and traveling. Systematic. Hot but has brains.
• May : Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High-spirited.
• Jun : You've got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have an a very attractive partner. a wicked hottie. It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection. You have a great choice in films, and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you've got the looks for it!!!
• Jul: Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.
• Aug : Outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. No self-control. Kind hearted. Self-confident. Loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. Easy to get along with and talk to. Has an "every thing's peachy" attitude. Likes talking and singing. Loves music. Daydreamer. Easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. Loves to be loved. Hates studying. in need of "that someone". Longs for freedom. Rebellious when withheld or restricted. Lives by "no pain no gain" caring. Always a suspect. Playful. Mysterious. "charming" or "beautiful" to everyone. stubborn. curious. Independent. Strong willed. A fighter.
• Sept: Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand.
• Oct: Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all.
• Nov: Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest men are born in this month. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind.
• Dec: This straight-up means you are the most good-looking person possible... Better than all of these other months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. One guy/girl kind of person. Love-able. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves music. Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt.

**Instructions : What you do is find out what each letter of your name means.**

**Then connect all the meanings and it describes YOU.

**If you have double or triple letters, just count the meaning once.**
**For Example : MARK**

**M - Success comes easily to you.**
**A - You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.**
**R - You are a social butterfly. **
**K - You like to try new things.**

**A = You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.**
**B = You are always cautious when it comes to meeting newpeople.**
**C = You definitely have a partier side in you, don't be shy to show it. **
**D = You have trouble trusting people.**
**E =You are a very exciting person.**
**F = Everyone loves you. **
**G = You have excellent ways of viewing people.**
**H =You are not judgmental.**
**I =You are always smiling and making others smile. **
**J =Jealously**
**K =You like to try new things.**
**L = Love is something you deeply believe in.**
**M = Success comes easily to you.**
**N = You like to work, but you always want a break. **
**O = You are very open-minded. **
**P =You are very friendly and understanding.**
**Q = You are a hypocrite.**
**R =You are a social butterfly.**
**S = You are very broad-minded.**
**T = You have an attitude, a big one.**
**U = You feel like you have to equal up to people's standards. **
**V = You have a very good physique and looks. **
**W = You like your privacy.**
**X = You never let people tell you what to do.**
**Y = You cause a lot of trouble.**
**Z = You're always fighting with someone. **

There are only two things in life to worry about: Whether you are well or whether you are sick. If you are well, then there is nothing to worry about. But if you are sick, there are only two things to worry about: Whether you are going to get well or whether you are going to die. If you get well, then there is nothing to worry about. But if you die, there are only two things to worry about: Whether you are going to go to heaven or whether you are going to go to hell. If you go to heaven, then you have nothing to worry about. But if you go to hell, you'll be so busy shaking hands with all your friends, that you won't have time to worry! So, Why Worry?

Dear friends there is an Italian horoscope given below. You can find a lot about you by just searching your own identity in Italian way. What you have to do is to find your group with the help     of your date of birth.

Date of Birth Group
01,06,11,16,21,26,31 A1
02,07,12,17,22,27 B2
03,08,13,18,23,28 C3
04,09,14,19,24,29 D4
05,10,15,20,25,30 E5

Group A1: You consider love as the most beautiful thing and you love to fall in love, but a number of your group members think that the person they love is not sincere with them. You love to be with your friends and you are always found to be a dutiful friend. You can hardly control your patients, which is a very big drawback of your nature. The Person who is ruling your mind & heart these days is perfect for you.

Group B2: Your dreams and ambitions are much important for you and you can do everything to fulfill your dreams. Love is much valuable in your life but you always search for someone perfect. You hardly trust someone. Your friends are really important for you but normally you hide a lot from them. You are a deep thinker you always study the negative view as well as positive. You can lead a happy life with a person for whom you care a lot these days.

Group C3: You always prefer mantel decisions more then emotional ones due to this you don't have a limited number of friends. You consider life a very beautiful gift and you love to enjoy its colors. There are a number of peoples who are your ideals and you loved to spend a big part of your time with them. You are found to be a very sincere lover. You have a perfect control on your emotions but sometimes your decisions really effect your beloveds. The person who has just appeared in your mind and you has decided to forward this mail especially to him/her is your
real and special friend.

Group D4
Your always have goals to achieve and you can do everything to fulfill the dreams of those who loves you. You have a sketch of an ideal in your mind and you always search for that personality. Your friends means a lot to you and you can do everything for the sake of your friend, you a normally found to be an emotional personality. You have a very less control on your patients and due to this sometimes you over react. The one who sent you this mail & the one to whom you will send this mail first are your real friends.

Group E5: You are found to be a person who loves to love. You prefer emotional decision more then mantel decisions. You consider life just to enjoy; you are the one who is perfect to call FLURRIES. You love to increase the list of your friends and beloved's. You have a number of dreams but you never work hard to make your dreams come true which is the biggest drawback in your nature you take everything much lightly. With in 7 days you will meet a person whom you have never met before that is the person ideal for you.