1) I ALWAYS wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific...
2)HAVE you ever noticed ? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
3)YOU have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She`s 97 today and we don't know where she is.
4)THE reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
5)THE statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Indians is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.
6) I ASK people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it s such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my Girlfriend is attractive, but I only have photographs of her.




